I invited three neighborhood children over to my house for a party to celebrate the beginning of spring break. Sadly, I introduced glitter into the craft mix. And to quote that genius Lloyd Bridges, I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Party quotes:
Ja'qwon: You know when you mix yellow and green and black and red and purple? It's kind of a nasty brown. Like barf.
Max: What's barf?
Na'kayia: Puke.
Me: Vomit.
Max: Barf...
Max: IT'S ALL ABOUT WINNING!!!!!
Me: No, it's not. It's all about having fun, right?
Max: Right. Yeah. And killing that monkey so you can WIN!!!!!!
