I invited three neighborhood children over to my house for a party to celebrate the beginning of spring break. Sadly, I introduced glitter into the craft mix. And to quote that genius Lloyd Bridges, I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Party quotes:
Ja'qwon: You know when you mix yellow and green and black and red and purple? It's kind of a nasty brown. Like barf.
Max: What's barf?
Na'kayia: Puke.
Me: Vomit.
Max: Barf...
Max: IT'S ALL ABOUT WINNING!!!!!
Me: No, it's not. It's all about having fun, right?
Max: Right. Yeah. And killing that monkey so you can WIN!!!!!!
What now? A blog too?
ReplyDeleteMy mom wants me to blog family stuff. You know. Skip the heavy stuff and just post pics of Max and what we're up to. So this will be mostly fluff and G-rated.
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